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yEE HAW

Hey guys, it's ya boy 
          
          Uhhhh 
          
          
          Skinny penis 

Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 

Merry Chrysler! 

It's an avacado! 
          
          
          Thaanks!

I'm lesbian 
          
          I thought you were American? 

Are you ready to die?
          
          
          I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!

Country boy I love youuu, blehh

Miss Keisha!