sex

i didnt do anything big

i might do  something big today

can you use soap as shampoo?

Hey mommy

Best morning I ever woke up to when seeing the pixilated wattpad numbers reading 69 on my profile 

Bless me with 69 followers please that's all I ask for

toast for breakfast, toast for lunch and toast for dinner. We wilder here

Why the fuck did I just get an ad for a Christmas sale in October

I know your secret...

I love you so much @Tidallearner7 Ever since you told me 
          "Bro wtf? Get some serious help." I have been waiting day and night for you to text me back... And when you threaten to block me from commenting "Cum" on your feed, I fell in love with you more and more. So I am asking you. Will you make me more happy in this cold and colourless world and marry me?