He's ALIVE

Hi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hello
          Did ya miss me?

I wonder how often people will look at my account when/if they see me post these little announcements on my page and go "Oh god, not him again" and unsubscribe from emails from Wattpad.

The undeniable masculine urge to write a whole novella and post it here for all of you to see
          It will be the worst shit you've ever seen, and it will absolutely be a weight off my shoulders love

Nothing like returning to this site to tell you all that I am still alive months later. On Halloween. Happy Halloween.

I haven't lost my job this time, but I certainly am wishing I could make a comeback. Hello, everyone.

I always seem to gravitate back to Wattpad when I lose a job. Hello everyone.

aha,,,,,, Brain Em-puh-tee

You guys,,,, I just got my computer mildly working. Will I actually finish a book and post it on here? Probably not, but you know, I've got one thing going for me <3

Coping by eating vegan Korean ramen and playing Animal Crossing. What will he do next!!!!11!111!!!!!!1

I cannot simply ever think of anything absolutely ever, and that single thing is the reason why I have not written in literal months. I'm going to try so hard to get you guys something-- literally anything, and yet I cannot make a promise. Please,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Don't give up on me.