Wattpad has done nothing but encourage my procrastination and I now have an unhealthy dependency on it

I have an annoyingly short attention span so I have to hunt through the hundreds and hundreds of stories in my library to find one that I suddenly remembered and now want to read again

I lack the motivation and creativity to do any of my homework

Thanks to school I am a professional at bullshitting my way through stuff I don't like and coming up with excuses as to why exactly I do not have my homework completed 

I'm a proud Slytherpuff daughter of Athena 

I'm not a particularly interesting person and am awkward as a baby giraffe learning to walk in real life