My 2 mottos are...
1: 'When life hands you lemons you make lemonade; when life hands you apples you make apple juice; when life hands you oranges you make orange juice; but when life hands you skittles you shove them down some random persons throat and THEN yell, 'TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW FOOL!'
2: 'Cheers to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking! If ur gonna lie, lie for a friend. If ur gonna cheat, cheat death. If ur gonna steal, steal a heart. & if ur gonna drink… then drink KOOL-AID!'
Muhahahahahaha! lmao!