bumblvee
Updated EVIL
bumblvee
bumblvee
Btw what do you guys want updated
I'm in the writing mood rn :3
bumblvee
I have a shenanigans book guys lmao
I ranked the Hermits (and myself) and their weird playing setups
bumblvee
Guys I think I might do a Christmas special this year?!?!!
So rare, I know LMAO
bumblvee
I'm watching some of the Hermits (and JimJim) do the Hot Ones challenge (it's Jimmy, Zedaph, Tango, Skizz, Impulse, Iskall, and Grian) and the way Zed was already coughing and stuff on the first one LMAO
"This is the spiciest thing I've ever eaten" Absolutely sobbing
He's just suffering out the whole time
Also Skizz just doing an entire cardio workout routine in the back because it's too hot is hilarious
A_Teenage_Cat
@bumblvee Wait does that make it hurt extra or something? (I do not have much experience with high levels of spice)
bumblvee
@A_Teenage_Cat DUDE HE WAS SO BOLD FOR CONTINUING TO DRINK HIS CARBONATED COCA-COLA AFTER EATING THE HOT WINGS LMAO
bumblvee
"[Insert Game] with Hermits"
And Jimmy's just there with them LMAO
Cyansong
DND with HERMITS!
Jimmy: *rolls dice*
Jimmy: NAT ONE AGAIN?!
A few rolls later
Jimmy: I got a 2!
Grian: you have a -1 strangth modifier.
Cyansong
JANGA with HERMITS!
*giant towers of blocks*
HUES AND CLUES with HERMITS!
It’s like a… grian hair block.
EXPLODING KITTENS with HERMITS
Jimmy: why is everybody targeting me?!
MAO with HERMITS
Jimmy: penalty for not knocking *gives Joel card*
Joel: this can’t be a real game
Jimmy, the only one who knows the rules: penalty for talking! *gives another card*
Joel: what?!
Jimmy: penalty for talking *gives third card*
Joel: if you give me another card-
Jimmy: …penalty for talking *slides card across table*
UNO NO MERCY with HERMITS
*someone flips table in anger, having to pull half the deck*
bumblvee
Somebody tell the Grim Reaper that I'm a lesbian and I have a girlfriend because this motherfucker is in love with me I SWEAR TO GOD.
He's trying everything he can for me to be with him :(
Obsessed much?
Darrcyyt
Jee I guess death haunting demons don’t understand to take a hint!! They just don’t get it girl!!
Seth189
@bumblvee no I hate that sm Like I talked with this guy for one /week/ and then he kept trying to ask me out like okay first off you’re a band kid who spent 10 minutes with me talking about how we both cried over gay fanfic…wdym you’re “straight
Arcticus-Lupus
@bumblvee what if it’s not the grim reaper but Ker? Maybe Hecate, or Kali, or Izanami, or Dea Tacita, or the Erinyes, or Hel, or Mara, or Amaterasu, or The Morrígan, or Snake-Legged Goddess, or Ixtab, or Xochitlicue, or *dragged away and gagged to stop saying random goddesses I have memorised that all symbolise death*
bumblvee
I'm deleting myself off of the internet /hj
I just had the most brain rotting, intelligence draining, knowledge sucking conversation I've ever had in my life over whether or not Mickey Mouse was gay
He's bloody married
This was the most rage-inducing of rage bait omfg
bumblvee
@Gren_froggeh That was just for pride lmao Goody also has a girlfriend and a son (You didn't see the last message, it was just a figment of your imagination)
bumblvee
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So one of my friends is really into the game Mouthwashing and he randomly texted me "I FUCKING HATE JIMMY I'M GONNA MURDER HIM" because Jimmy in the game Mouthwashing is a bad person, right?
I gen thought he was talking about SolidarityGaming and I was gonna cry :sob:
bumblvee
//Wild Life Spoiler!!!
I AM DEVASTATED.
RIP Mumbo
FreddieAndGeorgie22
@bumblvee Rest in Potatoes Mumbo Jumbo. This may not be the first time that you died of stupidity, but it may be the most tragic D:
