Pretentious, pessimistic poetry is my first love.

"If you came here to judge, don't bother me."

Got less reads? Ask me to read your book.

Got less followers? Ask me to follow you. (but hey, you have to follow back too :P )

Got nothing to do? Read a book written by me.

Want someone to edit/review/critique your work? Don't hesitate to ask me!

Feel like entering a contest and at the same time want tips on improving your writing? Read 'Wattpad's Next Top Writer' by me.

Bored? Message me! Our social skills could use some improvement XD

Want to make me feel a little better by checking out my books? Go for it!

See, it's simple and cool and everyone gets what they want.

P.S: Now that you're here, leave a message or some constructive criticism. It'll make a huge difference.