A man walks into a bookstore. "Where's the self-help section?" he asks the clerk. She shrugs and replies, "If I tell you, won't that defeat the purpose?" -Anonymous
Seventeen. Dreamer. Foodie. Hopeless romantic.
I get drunk of that old book smell in the library. Hammered?
Nah, son. #grammared .
"What bubblegum have you been blowing lately?" (;
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