I'm jerimaia and i am not like your average guy why? You may ask thats cause my parents were dumb and spelt my name wrong. That's correct you read that right not jeremiah, jerimaia. So i have said FUCK them and i am spelling it 'jerimyia' insted i get a hard on when my parents hate me, they smack my ass so i make it weird for them "mahhhh auuuuuu soooo goooddd" i moan. 

My therapist has some problems with this but i don't see 'em

I'm in ninth grade like every 19 year old boy and I'm in love with my English teacher. She's fine AF like i'd SMACK that ASS like the DRUM, like that's one fine bunda.

As well as being brilliantly hot i am the co-author of the best selling fanfic SHATTERED, a beautiful and heart-wrenching ShrekxMegamind story which you can find on my best pal Craig's account  @crustycraig