yesterday i went to the strip mall at my local beer store, naturally i gravitated towards the liquor section, but then BOOM; a money. I thought, what the hell is a monkey out of all creatures doing here. Doing here, in basic suburbia. But then I realised it was no monkey. The creature -- almost transformed, slowly shifting into a human. Wait, not a human. A GOD!!! Oh MY GOD, it was APOLLO and ZEUS mixed together, creating the PERFECT mixture of adultery and sexy (if you know you know ). I said to him, "Hey Apoleus, please let me hit it." He smirked at me before I realised something. It wasn't Apoleus... It was... It was... IT WAS A GIRL - NOT JUST A GIRL BUT A GIRL WITH A BEARD. A long luscious beard. Blond and thick, making me believe it was some kind of nordic female. I wanted to run my thin bony fingers through their long straight beard. It seemed to be over 5'1 feet tall, making it taller than me. It was in simple word it was beautiful - amazing, any description among those lines would suffice. I was truly stunned. She turned to me and said, "I can hear your thoughts peasant." I turn to her, a deer caught in the headlights. She laughed loudly, as she examined my face. I blush, feeling the tickling sensation of her beard moving towards me. Like an imaginary string was pulling it closer and closer up my nose. I snort, as I feel it climbing up my nose. The anticipation of it shaking me - hurting. "Stop it- that's not okay." She doesn't respond to my plea, instead continuing. I continue, "Are you doing this?" Her eyebrows furrow as she concentrates, as if she is trying to hurt me even more. Pain courses through my face as I inhale through my nose; hair that I had thought was amazing, now causing the most intense pain I had ever felt. But as quick as it happened, it was gone. She was gone too. Was this all a dream? She was so... life like. I stare at the ceiling for a good while before I hear the door click open. "Hello Bebe." Oh no, he had found me.... NAWANG!
