I sexually identify as a walrus. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sliding on cold ice with my manly genitalia. 
People say to me that a person being a walrus is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. 
I already chopped my arms and feet off and practice robbing around in my bathtub using my fingers as tusks.
From now on I want you guys to call me 'Arcticus' and respect my right to lay around on an iceberg and dive for free fishfood. 
If you can't accept me you're a zoophobe and need to check your Green Peace privilige.
Thank you for being so understanding.

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