Hay. Yo. Hay. ;D
This is Oli again. @OMGOliver
I'm here to make shet awkward. :3
This gorgeous boy is Calloway.
Only I can give him nicknames. Not you.
He's Sexteeeeeen.
Sexteen. Wut. I MEANT SIXTEEN.
He has this thing for pans, y'know. The hot ones on the stove that are hot. ;D o.o
He is taken by a beautiful girl @Keeeeran <3 . Plus he's still married to me. So all you 13 year olds gtfo. c:
If you're annoying or plan on leaving this stunning boy I suggest you don't talk to him. He has enough shet in his life to deal with people like you.
I'm his best friend y'all. He loves me more than he loves you. Okokok. cx
We have so many inside jokes. You'd think we'd be dead from laughter. :'D #TheAppsOnMyiPod #Calloloco #SexySassySaggyBreasts #BedPenis #Screenshits #CutieAlert c;
Only I can call him by his real name and only I have heard his voice because I'm obviously special-ed. c:
Alright, Calloway I can't remember anything I know about you at the moment. BrainFart. xD
I love you, you poop<3
Oliver over and out. :*

(Oliver is sexy. Oliver did not write this.) :'3

They mean the world to me:

@OMGOliver


@anxxious


@Keeeeran




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