Fact: bitch bitch bitch sit your ass down, this is gonna be some long ass shit.  

I am a lazy girl in a socially active world, I am also a Disney princess bitch who don't take no shit so bitch let's get one thing straight ; I will shove a dick up your ribcage if you diss my idols a.k.a people who slay your life. My idols have been to jail and your's haven't, my idols have won grammy's and your's haven't! 

ZAYN MALIK A.K.A DADDY (NOW ALL YOU Z STANS, KEEP YPUR ZHIT TO YOURSELF ) FUCK HIS EYELASH IS LONGER THAN YOUR MAN'S DICK THO 

ARIANA GRANDE... SOMETHING BOUT HER MAKES ME WANNA LICK DONUTS THAT I SHOULDN'T. 

JUSTIN DREW BIZZLE, THIS RICH HOMELESS SHIT MAKES ME LAUGH HE'S TALENTED AND RICH AS SHIT, BUT THE DOG OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE HE AIN'T EVER SEEN MCDONALDS... 

THE WEEKND (NO BITCH DON'T YOU SLIDE IN MY NOTIFS LIKE ITS A VAGINA JUST TO TELL ME I SPELT THE WEEKND WRONG BECAUSE BITCH YOU NEED THAT E FOR THOSE EARS YOU NEED TO GET IF YOU DISS THIS GRAMMY-WINNING HORNY SHIT). THE WEEKND HAS THE DIRTIEST LYRICS BUT THE SOFTEST VOICE... 

SELENA GOMEZ (IF THIS GODESS EVEN TOUCHES ME I WILL BUST A NUT ON THE SPOT BECAUSE THIS BITCH IS MY DAIRY QUEEN WATCH ME MAKE MY BABY CREAM...) 

I ship Jelena and I also don't give a shit about what you have to say about it! I'm Princessa Kai (fuck I'm not chuck bass, that flopped like my existence)... 

This ain't twitter, your ratio don't mean shit to nobody, so open your eyes and follow... my best friend @MukeAfMahomie a.k.a the pixie dust to my neverland.

Here comes my shameless self promo: I write books, check my shit out please?

IF YOU'VE MADE IT HERE, BLESS YOU. THERE ARE 86400 SECONDS A DAY, I HOPE YOU USE ONE OF THEM TO SMILE BEAUTIFUL!!! ☺️

XOXO, 
GOSSIP GIRL.