i wrote a letter to my cousin who is in the army and is getting really lonely and depressed. i made it as funny as possible just to get him to laugh. here are a couple of lines from one of the paragraphs. "......My life is like a really weird reality TV show with my family as the super weird supporting cast and I just tell him about it and that makes him laugh. My little sister inherited my brother's habit of picking his nose and eating booger, she also has this weird habit of licking her feet. My sister thinks the smell of belly buttons' are addicting, my dad uses a restaurant's table
cloth to wipe his mouth. My brother got so drunk he sh1t his pants and passed out on the bathroom floor. My mom makes horrible jokes like, "Are you half German, half Shepherd?"