Ahoyyy, I'm Sebastian.
Some people call me Sebby c:
Confused people call me slut :o

I fancy swings and homemade cookies. 
I'll probably make awkward butt references over the course of our friendship :3

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I hear there's this reeeeally trippy place called "the real world" somewhere out there :o 
Urban legend says that it has touchable people and everything o.o  pree cray, I know. Sorry if it overwhelms you :c

I used to think that Santa was just this really fat guy who liked spanking small children.

♥b y e my babies.