Hallo innocent fellow wattpadian.
*cue sinister evil laugh*
I see you have stumbled upon my page and I humbly welcome you to the land of butteredpizza's wattpad page.
As you can see I have put 'August' as my name. Nope it's not my real name (How I wish it was though) and I can't tell you anything about myself. Because my parents are scared that someone will hunt me down and shoot me repeatedly in the stomach.
*rolls eyes but hides behind couch*
Okay, that was an obvious lie but you never know what can happen with a gun. Eeeek.
I'm just a normal English teenager. Well, that's not entirely honest, I have hearing aids. No, you don't need to shout....
*Sighs dramatically*
I have two fish and a Labrador called Lola. Ever heard of a small children's program called Charlie and Lola? Yeah? I loved it so much, when I got the dog obvs, I decided to name her after the main character Lola.
August stop rambling.
*tuts to myself and imagines an old fashioned strict teacher waggling her finger*
Feel free to chat to me about anything.
Well, I gotta go get some pizza.
So see ya, dudes and dudettes.
- In some corner sipping a hot chocolate
- JoinedMay 4, 2015
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butteredpizza
Oct 15, 2015 03:15PM
I'm so sorry!! I abandoned coping with Ella but I am working on a new book! Hopefully the first chapter will be up soon!View all Conversations
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