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My apologies for posting the long awaited 8th part so off schedule. I had thought I contracted Polio, however it was just a scare. I am polio free (according to the cdc). Please enjoy our latest master piece. toodles.

Thanks everyone for the 83 views, as well as my first vote! Putting my gratitude into words is difficult, so here's a quote that I think represents how I feel:
          
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Hip hip hooray! We have been #1 under the canoeing tag for over a month now. Now thats an achievement if ive ever heard one! Heres the us and the people who got us here. Comment down below you favorite water or boat related tag (athletics only). This does NOT apply to yacht.
          P.S. we have decided the 4 followers is enough to be considered a fanbase and we will therefore be reffering to them as rumpsters. If u r a rumpster comment down below.

To our new follower, we have followed you as per internet rules but as you may have seen in a previous post we will only be doing this for our first 10 followers. Congratulations on recognizing greatness, a diamond that is still in the rough, a true literary prodigy. You won't regret it.

Thank you to all of my readers for getting us past 50 reads! I'm working really hard to put out great content (though I don't have to try too hard to be amazing). Leave a comment or a vote and tell us how great of writers/story tellers/photo-shoppers we are. Also, send us memes and we'll post the ones we like best at the start of each new chapter.
          toodles

to our Australian reader, thanks for being awesome. Please tell your pet wombat to give us a read as well.

writing is so hard, you guys :(

alright guys, chapter 5 has officially been posted. I hope u did piss ur pants too hard this time.

That's right. Chapter 4 is now live. I hope you're ready to live in disappointment for the rest of your life, because the ten minutes you spend reading it will never be topped. Well, that is until chapter 5 is completed. Teehee. Enjoy reading!

Wow! Thanks for all of the comments on my newest chapter! Look forward to our newest chapter, coming soon.