97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) 
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the
3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" 
then copy and paste this on your status 

96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 4% that will.

90% of teens today would die if facebook had a system failure and was 
completely destroyed 
If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile 
.._ .._ .......__ .. __... __ 
|▌\/▌\/ ▌.▌.▌_....▌_/...▌...\ 
\▌ /\ ▌/ . ▌.▌_....▌..\ ..▌__/put this on ur page if u are weird and ur proud of it!!!