godofmischief

Tomorrow’s the first day of school :(

Funny things that I’ve said today:
          
          *walking past parents room and sees them watching a football game* *the national anthem started playing and I pull my legs together and put my hand on my heart* “I don’t know why I’m doing this I hate America.” *parents burst out laughing*
          
          *me playing fnaf security breach* Chica: “your parents are looking for you!” Me: “actually my parents are dead.” My dad: “we’re dead?!” He said pointing between him and my mom. “No!! The characters parents in the game!!” I said referring to Gregory’s parents being dead. My dad: “Oh okay thank god I thought I was dead for a second” 

Yo yo yo it’s my birthday that’s it buh bye

Fuck my life the first day of school is tomorrow

Anyone else think wattpad is super dead recently like almost no one says anything on their conversations anymore

We lose a soldier today. That soldier was technoblade. He fought real hard. May he Rest In Peace. He will forever be missed. <333

Ever just watch all the marvel movies in chronological order cause that’s what I’m doing rn

Hey kings I currently have Covid and can’t sleep I feel like shit just wanted to say hi and see how y’all are doing!

Happy Pride Month kings!! Remember you are amazing no matter what other people thing of you. Whether your gay, lesbian, pan, bi, omni, etc just remember you fucking matter okay. Don’t let other people tell you different because at the end of the day you are the only one that needs to truly be okay with you. So not matter your gender identity or your sexuality just remember you are fucking gorgeous and that I love you no matter what! Also if your wondering I’m Pan and Genderfluid so yeah that’s cool!

So apparently my sister left the house 3 hours ago and I just realized because I was watching tv soooooo I’m a bad babysitter but in my defense she asked my mom to go to her friends house soooo