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swiggity swoogity (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง
          i'm coming for that booty

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
          pftTttTtTtTTt
          
          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

ooga booga

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          Teacher : which one is closer , sun or Africa?
          Student :Sun
          Teacher : why? 
          Student : we can see sun all the time but we can't see Africa.
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  *i know it's not so funny*
          
          Teacher : Why are you late? 
          Student : because of the sign on the road. 
          Teacher : what type of sign? 
          Student : the sign that says "school ahead, go slow! "
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why aren't you laughing *cracks knuckles* *death glare*
          
          OK OK I'm leaving but I got a question you better answer me or else - 
          *loading my pink broom with orange shiny hairs*
          
          Stone is enough to break the glass 
          Second is enough to fall in love 
          Sentence is enough to break the heart 
          
          WHY THE HELL ONE CHAPTER IS NOT ENOUGH TO PASS EXAM!!! *cries*
          
          *sniffs* *wipes my fake tears*
          I love you *sobs*
          
          
          
           now don't waste my time I need to post this on other's mb too *eyes roll*

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sPrEaD dAt bUtTeR oN yOuR sExC bOdY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : how can you clean our school 
          Students : by staying at home 
          
          I will try to find something more interesting next time hehehehe 

I met you one day 
          
          Now I have you as a friend 
          I
          May
          Not 
          Be
          The 
          Most 
          Important 
          Person
          In
          Your 
          Life
          But
          I 
          Just 
          Hope
          That 
          When 
          You 
          Hear
          My
          Name 
          You
          *smile*
          &
          Say
          THAT'S MY FRIEND!!! after some years, then we would be 
          
          Running 4 money, 
          
          Busy with jobs, 
          
          Just imagine... 
          
          If 1 midnight, 
          
          Suddenly you wake up from sleep and find yourself surrounded by your friends wishing you happy birthday. 
          
          Send this only to those 
          
          _IDEOTS_
          
          Whom you never want to lose (even me, if I'm one of them)
          
          And see how many come back 
          
          Send this to all your friends including me... 
          
          No matter girl or boy..... 
          
          If you get back 
          
          1= you are lonely 
          
          3= you are the best person 
          
          6= you are famous 
          
          9= you are lucky... 
          

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          ‼️‼️MURDER OF ENGLISH‼️‼️
          
          1: pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
          
          2: both of you stand together separately.
          
          3: why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm inside. 
          
          4: will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself. 
          
          5: I have two daughters both are girls.
          
          6: give me a blue pen of any color.
          
          7: the principal is revolving in the corridor. 
          
          8: all of you stand in the straight circle.
          
          9: open the window let the Air Force come in.
          

bAbY gOrL