I have two personalities.  
One is twisted while the other is beautiful. Can you guess which is which? Just kidding. I have a boring personality. Well I do sometimes. I think. Not sure.

Say it once, I won't understand. Say it twice, I still won't understand. But I can pretend. You just won't know. Can you smile? Do you know how to smile? Can I make that smile permanent? Just kidding. I won't hurt you. I don't lie. Just kidding. I'm a bad liar. Just kidding. Stop reading this. It's better if you don't get involved with me. Cause you'll just end up getting bored with me. Stop it. Stop! Damn it. Whatever.
 
So how's your day? Great? Swell? Bad? Stupid? Well either way, it doesn't really matter. It's the attitude you face it with. Maybe. I'm not sure. I'm no wise guy.