Oli

Guys why is this account so ugly 
          
          miss you love you im giving it a makeover

Hello mom I haven't spoken to you in a while did you know I have a crush? He also apparently likes me back. Today I freaked out because after his response he put a <3 and I was screaming at Cali of how I should respond. We are also facetimeing later tonight and I'm kinda nervous but it's fine-

IT WAS YOU. YOU'RE THE FUCKER.

97% of my life is shitposting on whatever website I can, to whatever friends I can, at all of the times that I can.
          
          
          My life sounds like a fricking Dr. Seuss book.

Hello mother I miss you

Guess who wasn't single on Valentine's for the first year ever~ 
          
          And this will be confusing if I've told you I'm ace aro, I will tell you like a thousand different things and they hardly ever stick-

Just started The Lion King, and i just thought to myself, with 100% certainty, "it's not a question of IF Disney will own everything, it's a question of WHEN."

I just want to apologize in advance because my sense of humor has gotten so much worse since I was last on here.

*sips tea and watches sheep instead of finishing a form because of spite*

OMG, WELCOME BACK—