I've come to make an announcement!

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a callout post on my TwitterDotCom.

Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's like the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! 

*explosion sounds*

That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get - my SUPER LAZER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. That's right, I'm pissing on the MOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the PISS DROPLETS hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my sight before I piss on you, too.