cabin-nine

so uh i haven't been on wattpad bc on family issues so im really sorry

yesntgang

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welcome to the bread bank
          we sell bread, we sell loafs
          we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
          TOASTED
          ROASTED
          shut the fuck up
          listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
          we don't have either of those
          you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
          what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
          it's gluten free
          i don't care if it's gluten free
          swear on your fucking YEEZYS
          if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
          tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
          wut, you gon' record it?
          ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
          what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
          what the fuck do you want?
          i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
          at the BREAD STORE
          B R E A D
          tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
          i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
          we can't take shit out the bread
          why put it in in the first place?
          i know y'all smoking that pack
          we got crackers
          no gluten
          fuck crackers
          it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
          hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
          look we got whole wheat: gluten free
          texas toast: gluten free
          TORTILLA-
          fuck all that
          what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
          florida
          i knew it
          look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
          i'm goin' WEAST
          nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
          honestly, fuck y'all
          i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
          what the fuck are you sayin'?
          all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
          but the crackers don't have gluten
          i'll take those
          okay, that's gonna be five-
          nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
          

yesntgang

@cabin-nine
            UwU you're welcome
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cabin-nine

@yesntgang this cheered me up
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teIomeres

HELLO HI YES U POSTED SATANIST -
          AND HERE IS UR QUOTE 
          
          
          " be the rainbow after someone's storm . "
          
          ya know what i mean -
          
          HAVE A NICE DAY / NIGHT MY DUDE <3

cabin-nine

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@IToppedBakugou shit, that's amazing. my name is actually storm and u freaked out for a minute. good day/night to you too!
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