caffeineinhaler

caffeineinhaler

That's cool and all but, gru is the most powerful being in the universe and here's why - Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that misses only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning it spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 Newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal yo the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. And now that I gave you this secret classified information which i had to steal from Area 51, risking my own life, say your last words points gun

Guapo_Cat

@yummyyummyuno that was a very talented essay (:
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caffeineinhaler

imagine imagining

GayKlit

@yummyyummyuno as deep as my two fingers in your mom bro✌️
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caffeineinhaler

@BigOistR as deep as my pp bro...
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