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Need to threaten your friends or someone... I gotcha baby! ❤
          	
          	I swear! I will go bore the crap out of you until your ears bleed and make you listen to every horrible song ever made until your head pops if you don't shut up! If that doesn't work (or does it just did kill you yet) then I will get every single fan of every famous pop artist and tell them you made a threat and an actual plan to assassinate their idol! I'll make them chase you until you break your legs and then they will finally take your bloody body and throw it off the tower of which one of the records were made in! After that I will get my friend *instert name* to play the dubstep hipster cat on replay for hours, I'll have *instert name* do him/her/they Dora voice, and *instert name* annoying turkey playing on and on until you take the chance and put yourself of annoying misery! I'll rip out all of you limbs, slowly and then I'll cauterize the stumps. I'm going to throw your torso thew that wall down 20 stories and then... then I'll jump on your body myself to see of you're alive. I'll skin you alive with a cheese grater, rip out your tongue, then I will smear your insides with tuna, hang a fishing hook down your throat, and hook out your organs one by one. I'll shove my shoe straight down your throat then rip out your intestines and strangle you until you pass out, when you wake up you'll be strapped in metal bed with saw and slowly slit your throat so I can get my shoe back! Then if you some how make it out alive I will donkey punch you so hard that you eyeballs will pop out of their sockets and then shove them down your throat and choke you with them!