hannahmurph
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Hello, my fellow friend! I cannot wait to get plastered tomorrow! you'll F & A be my lil Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo. God damn, I LOVE YOU. 20 years still going, who woulda thought? You went from being a crack-whore, to a stripper, to a pro basketballer, back to being a crack-whore, to a lady of the night *wink wink* or should a I say Lady Of My Night, to my wife! Remember when hubby #398 found out about us? God, he was pissed! I wonder what he would think of my 397 other men, LOL. I gotta say, I love that you went Trans., and I'm not talking about the transportation kind of trans, LOL. At the end of the day, I love your skank bisexual ass more than I love doing Coke with Jerry Springer. We sure did a springer on his bed, LOL. Jerry sure had a nice stick. I don't want to make you jealous, so I'll stop with this stick talk (punk intended) for now! Anyway, I gotta go make our wedding arrangments for our Goth themed wedding. Buy some more crystal for me, will ya? Lots of mother-stankin love, your ex-wife