Hi. I'm cakemallow25 and so far I haven't uploaded a thing. In fact, I only created this thingimabob so I could stalk LaurenPopster99 outside of school and inside, soooo... if you haven't checked her out then you're missing out on the best thing I know of on this website (not that I've read anything but her stories...).

Anywho, I hope my motives and reason for being on this site will in no way prevent me from creating any content because that's something I hope to do. If you do read my future stories, however, there is one thing I want you to do. You see, I am RUBBISH at persevering and so, unlike some people who keep up something so religiously they've done 32 chapters AND started a sequel, I won't... UNLESS you guys badger me. Obviously, people won't want to badger me if what I write is a load of tosh but if you like remind me and complain to me and irritate me so I upload please!!!

A few quick things about me:
1) I am a chatter box and I don't shut up unless someone else is talking
2) I like One Direction and, even though according to ellaandniallxx I'm not s'pose to I like Niall the best... soz
3) I'm 14, British and like to speak/write waffle

So, check this thing out... yeah... and stuff...

I don't know, what do you want from me?? What shall I say???

I like The Hunger Games... I feed off other people's enthusiasm for shterff... I post long comments and appreciate critisisms... I'm sorry, this is probably boring you to death!! ...so I'll carry on: LOGIC!!!

YouTube. I like YouTube:
danisnotonfire, Jacksgap, PointlessBlog, Zoella, Good Mythical Morning, charlieissocoollike, Connor Franta, Marcus Butler, Caspar Lee... I like a lot of people on YouTube...

Okay, I'll shut up now... BYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!