maggie.

when you sneeze and you're on your period so it feels like you peed your pants. 

happy father's day guys!!! I'm sorry I haven't updated for those of you that read my story. I've been really busy and kinda have writers block rn. but I promise I'll update soon! :))

I like sending updates to you guys. idk why. I'm just wondering how many people actually read these "status updates".... anywho. I'm at 277 reads. :))

so here's the deal. I'm sick... I'm grounded... I have TONS of soccer... I'm depressed... I'm lazy... so yeh. Idk when my next update will be. hopefully soon... also go follow my homie @hobbscutie :)) kay love ya. 

I got home and all I wanted was a grape smoothie right? so I throw the ice and the grapes and stuff into the blender. everything works out fine... until the phone rings... and I loose focus and let the blender explode. I absolutely love being covered in grape smoothie, don't you? :/ fml....

daDDY?!