calihazed

/ im eating ice cream with a fork

escapedabuse

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you dumb asshole.

calihazed

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@escapedabuse 
            ow! you little shit.
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escapedabuse

*smacks you in the back of the head*
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groupiebaby

/ my dad got my record

calihazed

@groupiebaby 
            / i don't have the time for that i d i o t
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groupiebaby

/ listen to it loser i listened to both of his albums in a  d a y  slowpoke
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calihazed

@groupiebaby 
            / i haven't listened to the first one yet because i just got into him this year and i only heard kiwi
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groupiebaby

hi..

groupiebaby

            *kisses back*
            
            / same
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calihazed

@groupiebaby 
            of course. *kisses you softly*
            
            / i love these two
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groupiebaby

kiss..?
            
            / yes
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calihazed

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/ me: highschool was memorable for me
          bf: how so?
          me: ... i don't remember 
          
          so biggest dumbass award goes to me !!! 

calihazed

@rebelsyells 
            / i mean i don't wanna be all cheesy and admit that the things i remember involved him mostly 
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