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/ cb for a one-liner pls :’)

/ videogame anons usually flop but uh cb for a one-liner pls, i’ve wanted to make this for so long ( also pls play persona 5 it’s the best game ever made )

 |  ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @POLIClNG )
          
          it must be that lemur from madagasar !!  let’s go ,  that fiend can’t go on with his monkey business any longer -

 |  ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @POLIClNG )
          
          uh ,,,,  who’s the crime lord -

 |  ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @rosearewilted )
          
          my name isn’t speedy —  man ,  wally was right .  who are your old parents ?  and how are they old ?  like ,  not parents anymore ,  or just very wrinkly -

 |  ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @forcedbiddings )
          
          can’t blame ya !  the dark side does have the best lightsabers -

 | ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @reversedspeeds )
          
          definitely not you ,  i’m not a liar —  and because my mom is a thawne ,  we established this man -

 | ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @reversedspeeds )
          
          i know it’s thawne ,  genius —  my mom is a thawne .  we’re related -

 | ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @reversedspeeds )
          
          well ,  y’know ,  he says it ‘cause it’s true ,  but whatever you say mister thot -  that’s your name ,  right ?  i’m not very good with names ,  it’s a problem ,  honestly —  

 | ⚡︎ ˎˊ˗  — ( @reversedspeeds )
          
          thawne ,  huh ?  well ,  no wonder i haven’t heard of you ,,,,,  who the heck cares ???