*Awkwardly pokes head in*

Hey!

Alright, so I was getting really tired of looking at a single word in my Bio, so here I go, trying real hard not to embarrass myself while I attempt at entertaining you.

But, but, but, ju might wanna close your eyes and shake your head before you proceed.

My name? Callithyia. What I do? Edit and write. Where I'm from? Poseidon's kingdom. My height? I'm a shorty,  let's draw a line at that. My weight? Goodbye!

Now that zat's out of the way, here comes the part where I attempt to entertain you by stating facts about my own self for your delight; this will also be the part where I squeeze out all the fat from my brain only to realise that I've gotten nowhere in life. :P

Yep, I'm a Biology student, one that hates Biology.

Do you have the world against you, claiming that Math is a headache? I feel ya, mate :D

I randomly state facts when I get nervous.

I love commas, I have a real problem with using them everywhere. Alright, stop judging.

I have a very bad habit of hurting myself, be it random punches or walking into tables or stapling your fingers, been there, done that. :[]

I contradict my own statements a whole lot; desperate situations call for desperate measures, you know. :)

Mirth is my middle name; that's probably the only way you can bring me back to Earth when I'm angry.

Certified glass breaker.

Procrastinator extraordinaire. 

I like to always be right, you try to prove me wrong and I'll declare war! xP

I listen to good music, no arguments.

Books give purpose to my life, I'm a no one when I'm stripped bare of those musky pages. 

I rant a lot, when I'm happy and when I'm sad; when I'm nervous and when I'm mad.


So, that brings to the end and I'm so glad-

Oh wait, if you need a friend, or someone to rant to, message me (because I see, why not?)!!

Back to that, I'm glad you stumbled across my profile *Tries not to slip while bobbing a curtsy* 

My life in a sentence: Act now, think later but never regret. 

Ciao!