Lizzy

Vacuum your carpets. Save your feet. 

the moment when you remember you have a big science fair project due in 5 days and havent even started KMS

You legit like everything I like... except for Creepypasta but... ermehgerd 

Update: the same kid just said “I wish I had monkey arms”

Omg this kid I’m my class goes “I love lemons” and it took me FOREVER to realize that he was talking about like the fruit/veggie whatever and not the other kind...... I need to get off this website. 

I’m visiting my grandparents right now and my grandma came in wearing ugly-ass sandals and my grandpa went “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!” I have died and gone to heaven 

How are Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightley so gorgeous like seriously I’m officially jealous 

Thanks for the follow!! :) <3