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okay, so I'm back a little after a year. and i'm so confused omg.
          if anybody still remembers me, dm???
          
          also, please explain this new wattpad to me lord

i love your pro-pic (: 

hope you have a great day xx

Hiii I’m here for puns xD
          
          What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck
          
          I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable
          
          I asked my French friend if she liked to play video games. She said “Wii”

I love puns and things, but my favorite may be a little mean.. 
          
          Never date cross eyed people. They may be seeing somebody on the side! 
          
          This joke is inappropriate but so funny -  What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
          
          Okay, I'm gonna stop-   
          
          A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
          
          The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

I have two favorite puns. I'm so sorry, they're extremely corny.
          
          I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know you wouldn’t get a reaction
          Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Sooo here's my favourite pun. Hopefully it's your kinda humour 'cause it makes me laugh every time xD
          
          "Whenever I get undressed in the bathroom, my shower always seems to get turned on."

If money can't buy happiness, how do you explain ice cream?

IS DAT U ADDY
          
          FOOKIN PRETTY

i am back. idk if you changed usernames or if you remember me. hint: i was @adventurousa
          
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