Hello, I enjoy long walks on the beach, hanging out at local coffee shops and eating bon-bons in my apartment that overlooks New York City.

Actually enjoy none of those things because they're all fabricated. I've only been on a few long walks on the beach and man my feet were burnt by the hot sand. I dislike coffee with a fiery passion, I've never eaten a bon-bon and I've never been anywhere close to New York. Check, check, check, and check. 
In reality, which most of the time I would rather be out of, I am an average teenager with an above average sarcastic/really cheesy comedic side that may provoke you to think or even say out loud: "Did she seriously just do that?", then passionately face palm yourself. I speak (er... Write) what's on my mind at the given moment and enjoy writing dramas and comedies with plot twists that could churn even the least squeamish stomachs. (Not to say I write gory, but hey, anything [in good taste]  may happen on this page or come from this writer!) 

Please enjoy mocking my undeniably introverted side as well as the side of me that is so overly social it may scare people with weak constitutions. Also please feel free to express your opinions, for they are very important to me as well as possible friendships. 

So go on!! Enjoy yourself! Live life! Explore with an open mind! (Oh dear bacon I'm turning into my mother!! *grabs nearest pillow an screams NO!! into it*)

Mmm bacon