Professor Depressor

…why is my only message a fucking copypasta 

in the song “pop goes the weasel”, a monkey chases a weasel around a mulberry bush, and accidentally making the weasel go pop. But how did the weasel pop? First, we need to find the density of the weasel. An average weasel weighs 3-12.3 pounds, but lets put it as an average and say the weasel in question weighs 9 pounds. An average weasel grows to 10-12 inches long, so lets say the weasel is 11 inches. This would mean the density of the weasel is 0.81. This means that this weasel is less dense than water, and is a straight up bubble. This means that the monkey would have had to only touch the weasel and it would have popped, and epstein didnt kill himself.