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YOU'RE A MADLAD FOR MAKING THE SHREK SMUT I-

That Shrek book got me quaking ngl-
          I’m crying-
          But it’s addicting-
          So imma wait for the update

...We must forge the seas! For glory!
          
          Is this real life?
          Or is this just fantasy?
          Actually, you would never know if the world as you see it is real, or just a simulation. 
          Maybe this is all just a simulation meant to mimic the real world.
          okay happy human holiday

Feed me papi I need my peeps pig x reader ;)

I'm writing another chapter of shrek smut kids dont worry ill feed u soon

So apparently I didn't publish the new shrek chapter yesterday. Lol I thought I did. Anyways it's up for you kinky fuckers to read. Goodnight.

Hello sinners of the world, I have updated my book "shrexy shrek smut" after a very long awaited time. Enjoy daddies hard work.

Your work is amazing