ok so you may not want to hear this But IDK I need an epic fan to yap about this to
Okay, so you know how I was minding my own business at swim practice? Just living the life during our 10-minute break and singing "Thunder Bringer" from Epic the Musical. This guy—let's call him N—started singing the song with me. I was like, "Oh, you know this song?" and N was like, "Yeah." So I asked, "What's your favorite song?" and he said, "Monster" from The Underworld Saga. I was like, "Cool, that's my favorite one too," and turned to Penelope—then I stopped and looked at him like, "Wait, what?" I told him, "My name is Hannah," and he said, "Oh really? Because you're the Penelope to my Odysseus." and may I remind yall this guy is an year younger than me!!!
So later, I was swimming my relay, and everyone was cheering for me and screaming my name at the top of their lungs. He was screaming, "COME ON, PENELOPIE!" and when I finished my race, N said, "Good job." I told him, "Thanks, Odysseus," and winked at N.
Well, he passed out into the pool, and the lifeguard had to get him out—but he's okay. I apologized to him, and he said, "It's alright, Penelope. You got me in the water."
And all I could think was, "Dang, this guy is smooth."