You know who I am? Shh. You know nothing. This is my "freedom" account, made purely to take a break from my main one. I'm contemplating a joint account, but that's irrelevant to this profile.

Here, I get to be mean and nasty and vulgar and opinionated and I get to talk about how tampons are uncomfortable and makeup is a pain in the ass and I'll write smut and no one will know who I am so I don't have to feel embarrassed. New identity, clean slate, (almost) no ties.
Wanna be friends? Heck yes. Please talk to me. Just not about video games, and especially not about pre-2000's anime.

»fag-hag«
»weaboo«
»megane«
»teenage girl«
»terrible personality«

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Internet Sisters with @sakura-kyoko

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I'm embarrassed to say I like reading poorly-written gay neko/vampire/werewolf smut on occasion. Like, reeeeally embarrassed. Why do I do this to myself?

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Okay so the anonymity thing isn't working out. @sakura-kyoko already found me out. Shite. Well, just pretend you don't know me, yeah? Don't ruin it for me, I want to pretend no one knows who I am. I probably should've left my location blank and not followed any of my InternetFriends™ right away, but what can you do.
PRETEND YOU DONT KNOW ME.
PLEASE.
FOR MY SAKE.