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![Air Guitar and Vicodin by capn_schmazz](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/233486006-288-k600922.jpg)
Air Guitar and Vicodin
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Princeton-Plainsboro Highschool students know Gregory House as the abrasive, mischievous loner but his friend...
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![Basically a Doctor Who episode by capn_schmazz](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/264996849-288-k655804.jpg)
Basically a Doctor Who episode
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the TARDIS is breached! When the Doctor and Rose Tyler are flung back to save the earth for the 50th time, th...
![Cold opens by capn_schmazz](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/254554754-288-k311333.jpg)
Cold opens
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only cold opens because they're pretty short, mate, that's it. that's the reason.
I'm cool i don't write one...