captain_cUmCuM

please stop liking my old works im so much better of a writer now please please god please

captain_cUmCuM

Happy New Year! I'm eight hours late here but I've been *cough* distracted *cough cough* so I couldn't give you an update at 12! To those of you where it has just turned midnight, where it is going to turn midnight, and where it already has, I wish you the best of luck in 2020! I hope this is everyone's mental health year. Lots of love to my moist babies all over the world! 
          ❤❤ I larb you 3000! Stay moist, stay lubricated, and, as always, always wear your seatbelt!

PaigesPoorBurrito

@Help-Me-Im-Dying oh god what a poorly aged comment
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captain_cUmCuM

Me: Wrong number aus make no sense, who just gets a wrong number text and plays along?
          
          Also me: *gets a wrong number text* Well you can go tell Bianca to shove it! I'm jot coming to her daughter's birthday party! Not after what she did to me!

captain_cUmCuM

M'kay, so, so, I was phucking writing a depressing Stucky thing for @MyNameIsAzzy and I was trying to best to make it as sad as possible. Alright, and then All I Ask by Adelle came on my Spotify playlist and I started sobbing because it just felt like the ship so phuckin much and now...I'm writing something *entirely* different using the song. 
          
          Have a good Thursday, or Friday, or Wednesday. Wutever day it is you're reading this, I hope it's phuckin stellar.

MyNameIsAzzy

@Help-Me-Im-Dying 
            *distant chanting gets louder, closer*
            
            *closer still*
            
            *there's a knocking on your door*
            
            *shivers go down your spine as you look around, calling weakly to whoever is there*
            
            *the knocking intensifies*
            
            *you can't take it any more.*
            
            *you go to open it*
            
            *but the door bursts open. There's no one there*
            
            *then from behind you, you hear it*
            
            *it get's louder*
            
            *then all of a sudden you hear it, almost as if it's in your ear*
            
            SAD SMUT SAD SMUT
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