I want a conversation with Tom riddle. This is how it should go:
Me: hey Riddle, I am Emily Potter, Harry's lost sister.
Riddle: is this a joke?
Me: no. I was separated to be safe in case you murdered my parents and my brother, but he defeated you
Riddle: that was an accident, wait I'm Voldemort, Avda kekavra!
Me: you failed to kill me just like my brother
Riddle: how!
Me: I'm the girl who lived
Riddle: smart mouth
Me: got to go, I'm currently chopping your snakes head off with Gryffindors sword. And harry needs to kill you
Riddle: Nagini! I'm going to kill you, bye
Me: bye half blood
Riddle: shut up