captainkaisert

Nvm y'all it's not letting me reply. New account is @shootingtsars

FuqingFox

Nvm y’all changed my name 
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captainkaisert

No one:
          Me writing TLU: LET'S PLAY 'HOW MANY PANIC ATTACKS CAN I PUT GERMANY THROUGH BEFORE HE STOPS FUNCTIONING'

captainkaisert

@AshtonTheBrit YOU GAVE ME A BRILLIANT IDEA
            GERMANY: THE KAISER OF PANIC ATTACKS
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captainkaisert

@AshtonTheBrit in all seriousness tho i have no idea how many panic attacks Germany had in the book, all i remember is he disassociated like twice, and i refuse to go back and check
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captainkaisert

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When life gives me lemons, I eat them. I eat the lemons. I look god himself right in the fucking eyes and sink my teeth into the sour ass fruit he thought he could ruin my life with. Fuck you sky daddy, I am at least four eras ahead of you.

CrippledMe

@AlleviateTheCash are you okay my dude
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captainkaisert

that bruh moment when your ipad gets taken away but you have a hidden ancient iphone ;)
          for reference, the phone is so old musical.ly still exists on it