captainkeating

Guys I love my girlfriend so much

captainkeating

I'm sorry, I'm gonna be eighteen in 23 days...??? How and when did that happen??? 

roarhoe

@captainkeating youre becoming a grown up ):< YOU WERE 13 WHEN WE MET HUHH
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captainkeating

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@roarhoe it's TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK
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roarhoe

my new coworker reminds me of you so much it's scary

captainkeating

@roarhoe I never saw this reply *sobs* but I have been having trouble keeping my clones in check. It is possible. 
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roarhoe

@captainkeating update: i talked to her all day yesterday. she's gay. i think she's you.
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roarhoe

@captainkeating it's really weird and it was distracting me during orientation djlajdbdk but she seems nice enough 
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