Frank Morgan

My every moment on Wattpad is spent wishing there was more Operation Kick Ass. Bible length would be great. Thanks. :P

@carannilion The fashion sense is stellar, Frank, pulling it off even when in rage.

Nice boots ;)

@therideoflife @MetisRebel @felixthehuman I'm just gonna grab my long-axe, then we can go out a-hunting.
          
          http://image.naldzgraphics.net/2012/08/25-berserker.jpg
          
          I dunno why he wears his seax at the front. They're usually worn at the back. Well, one does strange things in a berserker rage.

@carannilion Well then let's be culturally significant, shall we?

@carannilion And there it is. *nods* The salesman attribute at work.

@therideoflife Of course it's true. Everything I say is true.
          
          @MetisRebel Well, I'm not a fan of poor grammar. I have not, so far, mass murdered anyone, but if I were ever to go berserk, the axe is the preferred weapon of my people for going berserk with, historically.

@carannilion If you're a mass murdering lunatic with an axe to grind against poor grammar--you're probably right.

@carannilion The slick talking salesman says this? It MUST be true then.

@felixthehuman I'm a trained salesman. I've been talking for a living for many years. Of course I've perfected it to an artform. Be it for negative or positive purposes. I am not the hero wattpad needs, but I am the one it deserves. Or the other way around. I can never remember.