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@NataliaTarre
          Did you know that sharks are the oldest living creatures and have survived the five mass extinction events!? OH OH ALSO you’re more likely to be killed by a dog than a shark? Or a coconut falling on your head?
          Sharks are cute little explorers but since they don’t really have arms and shit, they use their mouths to explore stuff. Hence the bitey bitey.
          MOVIES ARE EVIL AND GIVE A BAD REPUTATION TO THE WATER PUPPIES. Over a 100,000 sharks are killed every year for their fins or just general hatred, in contrast to which there are barely 20-50 fatal shark attacks each year. 
          Ergo humans bad. Sharks good.