carelessperson

Sweet as Sugar
          	Cold as Ice
          	Hurt me once
          	I'll break you Twice.

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My name is Yosit the Barkait. Please be careful of ostri my ostrichch, she likes to bite strangers. When you open the door please ask for Yosit the Barkait because usually ostri opens the door because I have hearing problems, and my trich likes eating delivery men. If you hear explosion noises it's because I'm on the toilet because I have explosive diarrhea, so please call roohama to talk to you she's my 105 year old grandma.