writingthewrong-
Your profile tho. It has me in tears.
inordinates
thank you so much for following!! i'm glad that you found me worthy, sire. hahaha
cariboushit
@inordinates you have just dug a hole that leads to my heart using literature references and sharp wit... you have nothing to regret. I actually love you right now.
inordinates
Hark, Your Majesty! Are you feeling ill? Perhaps you have experienced an imbalance of the four humours? Shall I call the doctor? For I am but a humble miller, and have come to present to you my beautiful daughter, for she can spin gold out of straw!
(I apologise that escalated very very quickly)
(Except I'm not really that sorry.)
(I regret nothing.)
cariboushit
@inordinates blasphemy!!! I am your squire!! I dare not let the continuation of my title as "sire" go on!