Carls H.

imagine adalia (or eri) getting jim a little notebook that says 'evil plans' and he uses it for like grocery lists cause he's a dork but when he gets arrested sherlock spends months trying to decode it like
          
          "john i think soy milk means he's poisoned the dairy products at the grocery store" 
          "why would he write tylenol and advil if not to hint that he's buying drugs" 
          "condoms obviously means something important tying him to a prostitution ring"
          
          idk im tired but it's making me laugh

okay so i was stalking old mormor blogs cause you know im trash and anyway i clicked on the notes and i think i might have found your tumblr are you carlstheprincess16 (i swear im not a stalker this is a True Story)

im reading the hound of the d'urbervilles and im only on the first part but carls this is so gay and amazing

i have a lot of emotions about james and jasper (from caged birds and clipped wings, my Failed Story) except i can't express any of them because i hAVENT WRITTEN ANY OF THE CHAPTERS YET
          they're so cute and gay and in love and jasper's faceclaim is alex standall from 13rw and james calls him honey and they share a bed and probably clothes so sometimes james walks around in these atrociously gay cardigans and jasper totally pretends he doesn't need affection but he loves cuddles and uGH
          this is all have a nice day 

psst should i have a lil side chapter that's just adalia's poems about jim cause im tempted

finally finally finally watching suicide squad and oh my god im in love with margot robbie

Hey caaarrrlllsssss

if you like ordinary go read caged birds and clipped wings 11/10 rating there's a lesbian and a bi girl and also one of the characters is called james so if you hate it you can pretend it's fanfic ok thx bye (this has been a shameless self promo) 

you should go check out my new book it's gay and it's called finding adonis thx

PUBLISH THE POEMS!!!