Hola peoplez!!!!!! It be-ith Ash The Queen Of Epic Boss Stuffz! Okay, this is where you bow down to my epic-bossness. JK!!!! You shoulda saw your face!!! JK again cuz I don't even know what it looks like... Kay sorry, I'm kinda hyper while writing this... TEEHEE! Okay, I'm done! So, anywayz, me & my boss BFFL Mir (it was mostly me cuz I'm nice like that. JK's but really, I had to do most of it.) made this account thing-a-ma-bob cuz we luff y'all & you deserve to be enlightened by our bossness. So, ya. Mir is gonna write her part of the bio under this... Eventually! Just wanna say that hopefully y'all will luff our stories! I'll be writing almost every begining chapter, me & Mir switch every chappie!! Y'all shall be known as our carrotkitties!!!! Just made that up on the spot!!! BOOM, & my bossness overwhelms you all!!! JK anywhoooo, luff youuuuuu! LOL it ryhmed!!!! Yerp, btw 'Yerp' IS MY WORD. Nobody should say it or I get mad, KK? KK. Well, just wanna say that I'm sorta physco (just a warning...) so if you see me acting KA-RAY-ZEEEE in my Author's Notes, don't call the mental instatution. Stuffz bout me r: I HAVE MY BLONDE MOMENTS. I LUFF CHOCOLATE. I HAVE AUBURN SEMI WAVY HAIR THAT I DYED 6 DAYS AGO. I HAVE GREY EYES (They change color........) Luff you my carrotkitties!!! Peace my homies!!!

-----------------Ash The Queen Of Epic Boss Stuffz

(This is the line indicating that my royal bossness has ended and Mir and her MAGICALNESS should write after this.)________________________________________________________________________________
Kay, I'm Miranda (a.k.a. Mir) and I am part of this CARROTCATS thing tht I MADE UP!!! Just puttin tht out there… 3 fast facts about me. 
1. I LUV ONE DIRECTION (Especially Harry!)
2. My name is Miranda and I write the AWESOMELY EPICK chapters in the stories (JK)
2. I have seen the best video ever!!! GO EPICK VIDEO #1!!! 
3. I LUV FAN FICTION!!!! 
BYE CARROTKITTIES!!!